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05-Nov-2015 05:31 by meier26 2 Comments

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The Jewish Samurai replied, "If you look closely, you will notice that the fruit fly was just circumcised." Any joke can be a lot of fun, but hilarious jokes like short jokes and one liners are particularly great jokes because, well, they're so short and to the point.Just like alcohol can pack a lot of punch (or is it the other way around?

Here is a list of some of the best really funny short jokes and very funny jokes that you will ever find: - Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - A man is sitting on his couch watching his TV when he hears the doorbell ring.With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air.With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air.He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.The Emperor, disappointed, asked why the fruit fly was not dead.- Two muffins are sitting in the oven, when one turns to the other muffin and asks, "Is it just me or is it hot in here? Dad: An idiot is someone who tries to explain something in such a roundabout and long way that the person to whom he is explaining something has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. He opens the door, and only sees a snail sitting on his stoop.

" The second muffin’s eyes widen and he exclaims, "Holy cow! He throws the snail across the street and goes back to watching TV.

A year later, he is again sitting on his couch watching TV when the doorbell rings again.

To help you we have made a compilation of some of the best of the great jokes and funny one line jokes that we know - on all sorts of topics from short funny jokes to great jokes about countries to dating jokes to jokes about alcohol and much more.

To kick off the page, we present: - In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard.

He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.

The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air.

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